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Glenn Wiley

Glenn Wiley   Fresh out of the K Federline school for the criminally lazy, Glenn pursued his dream of curing world hunger by attempting to prove that lesbian milk 
cows don¹t need to eat. His funding was pulled when his test subjects confessed that they were really only "going through a phase" and 
"experimenting" when they signed up at the farm. Through further interviews it was discovered that in fact 100% of his test subjects could answer the question "where¹s the beef?", and his life's work was made a mockery. He has since been spotted at several alleged comedy events sharing his views on life, random facts, and current events.